2 students cause gang fights after eating mold-infested MBG

Two Indonesian students, Budi Mabol Lejen and Agung Pabaji Mobal, sneaked into the MBG kitchen wearing barefoot shoes to get food before their classmates. To their surprise, they found that the newly arrived plates smelled of mold and were covered with maggots. Budi suggested to Agung that the surprise they discovered was merely the generosity of their dearly beloved President of Indonesia. Agung understood and insisted to Budi that they should not waste the extra protein that was provided. After eagerly devouring the plates that smelled like a wet sock, Budi and Agung decided to drown the molds and maggots in their stomachs by chugging a diabetic’s worst nightmare: Teh Sisri Gula Batu.

When school ended, Budi and Agung walked home with heads full of ideas and jelly for feet. Under the influence of toxic molds, the two students went feral and began attacking students around the rival school areas, claiming, “We are the Dark Lords of Bekasi.” This, unfortunately, sparked a gang war between the two schools. The next day, Budi and Agung were apprehended by the authorities for causing chaos. The two students sought forgiveness, and the accusations were dismissed after they prayed to God.