Indonesian Soldiers Raid Civilian Home for Bakso

JAKARTA - Just days after New Year’s, the Indonesian Military launched a surprise operation that government officials claimed was “necessary.” Indonesian soldiers have been reported to have raided a civilian home in Central Jakarta. The raid was launched after soldiers stationed nearby were informed the bakso seller was making biological weapons funded by foreign intelligence.“This was a matter of national security,” one officer explained. Upon this discovery, the troops took it upon themselves to ensure the safety of the nation by any means unnecessary and beat the homeowner in self-defense before confiscating the meatballs for further inspection. The homeowner has also been placed in custody and is currently being held in Kerobokan Penitentiary Institution due to what officials reiterated was a matter of national security more severe than even the imminent threat of drug dealing just a few blocks away from the neighborhood. After the harrowing incident, the military has assured the public that no law-abiding bakso were harmed, and the remaining pot of unrefrigerated meatballs was given to MBG kitchens 7 days later. This act of charity by the Indonesian Armed Forces was documented on all digital platforms and acknowledged by foreigners, officials, locals, even the author of this article and the founder of the Trowulan Reviews. When all things are well, we can always depend on our most beloved national armed forces to change their nature.