Nipah virus to be repelled with new mobile app, says Ministry of Health

JAKARTA - Determined to prevent another pandemic from a foreign virus, the Ministry of Health (Kemenkes) announced the groundbreaking of the development of the Anti-Nipah Virus mobile app. In collaboration with the Ministry of Agriculture, partnered based on their breakthrough in the anti-COVID-19 necklace, the app will use Bluetooth technology to build an electromagnetic wave around a person to act as a forcefield, repelling any virus from entering the human body. “This is a very advanced technology developed by our local scientist. He experimented in his lab, located at the back of his chicken pen, in his sparetime” says a Kemenkes spokesperson. “The technology has not been tested on a living human, but this will be a good opportunity for karya anak bangsa to prove we are as superior as a modern medicine solution”. At press time, the said scientist was seen giving a 2-hour presentation in front of Kemenkes officials at an inauguration buffet.