Old guy in Komdigi wants to ban TheoTown CDs

JAKARTA - In response to the massive influx of criticism delivered by building exactly what the government will build in TheoTown, an old ex-ABRI deputy official in Kementerian Komunikasi dan Digital (Komdigi) proposes a ban on the sale of TheoTown CDs. “These video games - delivered by CDs to be installed with Windows XP Wizards need to be stopped”, said the official, as interviewed after he came late to an event where he was a keynote speaker by 2 hours. “Call me old-fashioned, but the easiest way to prevent contraband from spreading is by banning the sale. It’s very easy”. The unnamed official then asked his adjutant for help, as he struggled to send a picture via WhatsApp. “You can deliver criticism to the government, but don’t say bad things. Be polite, follow the Indonesian culture”, he said as he strolled away to his car in a wheelchair.