Prabowo wins against wet bathroom floor, for now

JAKARTA - In a routine press conference, the president’s spokesperson proudly announced that the President just won another round against a wet bathroom floor by crossing it with a pair of Sheraton hotel sandals. “We’ve never seen this many streaks of winnings against such shower conditions for a man that age. He still got it!” says the spokesperson during a press conference. By the time of this writing, we have been denied multiple times for an exclusive interview with the wet bathroom floor of what it will do in terms of strategy change.